"Kids say the darndest things"

A compilation of humorous things I've heard since becoming a father:

Maddox:

Pointing to his elbow while in parent hell (aka- McDonalds playground)- "Mama, I bumped my rainbow"

Braden:

After explaining to him (why, I don't know) what diarrhea was, he replied, "Poop that comes outta you wee wee?"

Maddox:

"Daddy, what you doin?"

"Putting on my belt."

"So you can be safe?"

Me: "Maddox, you need a spankin?"

His response: "You gonna bust me up?"

When talking about going to school in a couple of weeks:

Mommy: "Maddox, you get to make all new friends!"

Maddox: "You gonna make me some friends in the oven?"