First, my back yard is full of it. I become aware of this every time I step outside to get the dogs more water. I was again reminded of the above-ground sewage plant that has become my back yard when Keri, my sister-in-law, arrived one night in order to babysit the next morning. I didn't wake up to let her in despite the 12 phone calls and 1 text message. She went into my back yard so she could beat on my bedroom window to wake me and, just as a bonus, scare the living $#!* out of me. Once she got in, I was pretty sure her shoe brought in a little surprise. Yep, another land mine victim.
Second, My 2 1/2 year old decided that he is no longer potty trained. If I haven't heard his voice within a 2 minute time period, I know he's in a corner somewhere or behind a door soiling himself... not sure what happened, but we've had several issues lately. One that stands out was a couple of weeks ago... Maddox decided to go behind the couch to lay low, undetected, so he could do the dirty deed. Minutes later, one of my senses made it painfully obvious what had occurred. In anger and frustration, I grabbed him, took him to the toilet to sit there in timeout to consider the error of his ways. Upon approaching the crime scene, Braden, my 4 year old, was standing there with the expression on his face that he had just seen a ghost. I said, "Braden, whats up man??" His response- "Daddy.... Mady.... just.... ate.... the.... whole.... thing." The moral of the story... kids and dogs are capable of extremely disgusting things...
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